Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Chocolate Apple

Do you know what is this?

Hmm...give u some clue...its a fruit.

Nah...bagi u thumbnail zoom in....

This is with orginal packaging....


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Introducing.....
(if you already heard/seen this, keep quiet, coz i have never see such a stupid thing before)

Chocolate apples!

When I potong it...i expect it to be the whole thing full of chocolate...but then

DAMNIT

Babi..its just a layer of stupid chocolate coating.

I think the chocolate is the TescoValue stuffs...lemma...kena conned 40 pence.

I take another apple...can fit in also...


According to Angkipedia;

The idea of having this is to give the fat ugly monsterous girls some room to breath. They can claim the chocolate apple as under their quota of 5 portion fruits a day, and whereby they are still on paper, still adhere to the diet programme.

I was really expecting some really high technology - biotech-genetic-modified-apples-chocolate where the apple-shaped chocolates that were harvested right from the chocolate apple trees.

Ah...how nice is that!

Trees full of apple-shaped chocolate chunks. AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Emo Emo Emo

Emo Entry.

I am supposed to, under the agreement with Supermantap.blogspot.com, the coalition of a group of weird yet funny (yes...i am one of them) to blog with them.

However, the founder and our gang leader is now quite busy with his study, under his Wawasan Study Secara Membabi-Brutal, so we are not ready yet to launch the blog.

Supposingly, every week we have a theme whereby all of us, have to blog on. This week the theme is Emo.

Hmm..

Actually right now i am quite in the emo mood.

Just finished watching the Movie News on BBC One.

There is one movie just released:

The Jungle Book - 40 years of Anniversary.

Quite emo about that.

Aha! You might ask? Ang...and.....Jungle Book? Apa ni?

The story is like that:

I studied in quite a not-so-elite primary school - SRK Jelutong Barat.

My mum said she malas to travel far to send me to a faraway school so when I finished my kindergarten and moved to Jelutong, she registered me to the nearest school there la.

(When i moved back to Perak Road, i got a place in Penang Free School, which is very near to my house. aha!!

Never expect that I am now schooling in somewhere that is 13 hours flight away from my home)

Back to my Jungle Book story:

I got last 5 in class when I was Standard 1

I got last 10 in class when I was Standard 2

When i was Standard 3, there is one pak cik I met on the street sold to me a book entitled: Kong Long 18 Cheong: (Pls watch Kungfu Hustle for more information)

And after that, suddenly I gained enlightenment (study-wise, how to copy and cheat in exam and etc) and now I am here la.

Well, i still remember my first academic prize in that school; a coupon of RM10. I asked the teacher whether I can change for cash. He said no. (seriously)

The lawak thing is that:
The voucher can be used only with a bookstore: TanMark Sdn Bhd,
and the stupid thing is that:
They will come to school with a collection of books to choose from!

babi...there is no Mutiara Naga! or even Misteri Naga.

Out of kepasrahan, I just grabbed a book: The Jungle Book. (I havent finished it yet...haha)

I think now the book either became lapik for the table in kitchen or recycle somewhere.

Small things in life now, can be quite memorable as we aged lo.

Anyway:

The car i stole from Penang

Now i am driving it to school.

I just wanna say:

How come in UK also got Penang's number plate!??? Lawak!

Ang Mohs are quite funny. If everyone in Malaysia do this, how many lamp post we need?

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Poll

This post is on request and agreement of Jennifer Lua.

Do you think she had attained the level of chixness?

This is her best picture:

So, the first poll (POLL A) is:

Do you think the creature above is chix?

1. Yes of coz.
2. Not so much la...
3. Come onla..that one..chix?????


The second poll (POLL B) is:


Do you think the above hansome gentleman is handsome?

1. Yes of coz, he is so hot.
2. Surela, the hottest.
3. Super duper triple nipple hansome~!!!



Pls vote like the way our Malaysia General Erection goes.

Only can choose among the choices given. No such thing as R-O-N (re-open nomination)

And of coz, like our general erection, u have postal vote and also, there are examplars on correct way of voting.

For example:

Poll A: 3 (X)
Poll B: 3 (X)

Pangkah! Macam tu betul dee...

Cuming...soon..

Probably the best blog entry..

Coming Soon to your nearest computer (if connnected to internet)

Just wait.

Might be the best ever Since i started blogging in multiply a year ago. Here

Those ppl are still waiting for that... after all these years
Mrs Dog
Mr Headless
My favourite student in Bukit Tadom Sekolah Anak Orang Asli.

Monday, October 29, 2007

UKEChickless

Annual General Meeting of UKEC

I met a lot of ppl in UKEC AGM 07/08.

In fact, I think thats one of the most happening AGM so far.

But still, I felt standard of UKEC is deteriorating, from its best during 05/06 and 06/07.

NOw UKEC is no longer UKEC that i know. I wont find it great to work for UKEC anymore!

You might ask why I said so?

In 2005-2006 and to 2007, UKEC is still the UKEC I love to work in. United Kingdom and Eire Chicks.

We have many "Chix" in the council and also among the non-council-member helpers. Every now and then, you get to cuci mata.

But now, haih...UKEC - stands for UKE-Chickless

Hahahahahhahaa. Serious dow. Whole executive council, from top to bottom (by all means i refer to Chairman towards the three executive members), all jantan. One might be slightly not so jantan but still...jantan (joking k..dun ANGry.)

Perhaps the first thing the committee should do is to find more chix. Can work or not, just get them in first. It is well-recognised by Prof Zeedrery from Poland University;'s research paper on Chix in the 21th Century Motivational Theory quite well summarise; that chickful workforce will get things work better than chickless workforce.

Hope you guys, who are part of the new committee dun treat this post seriously. I am just joking. I just wanna wish you guys all the best and keep up the good job by the previous committee (and that includes me!!!).

On my serious note:

My extreme congratulations to Khai, Shahril, (Secretary who was born secretary - typing speed is impressive - i forgot your name but i know got one Zi in his name, and he is from Kedah), Hadi, Jonathan, Khel and lastly Fadzril.

For the regional chairman/woman, i congratulate u as well, but not so extreme, as you guys might not be travelling down to the little storeroom/UKEC operation room to work that often. (except for Mr Ian - London Chair.) I mean, you guys are more to a role of networking la.Firdaus might leave a very big shoe for Khai to fill, but remember, you can always stick a few other foots into that giant shoes. You guys have a lot of brains in the team.

OKla...last but not least, thanks to all outgoing committee of United Kingdom and Eire Council for Malaysian Students (dats what UKEC stands for actually in case you really thought it is a council of chixes). It has been a pleasure working with you guys despite my peanut role in the council.

Ohya, before i forgot, in case the writter of one of the blogs i ter-commented quite strongly happen to read this entry, I would like to sorry if by any mean i offended you.

I am just saying what i thought of at that time. Perhaps this paragraph might be all what i wanted to say about the topic you blogged abt.

Sekali mendengar klip video itu, mungkin akan tersinggung dengan liriknya yang mengaitkan azan subuh , yang meminta orang Islam bangun awal pagi sebelum terbit matahari, bersembahyang mengakui kewujudan tuhan dan kemudian bertebaran mencari rezeki di muka bumi Allah ini seperti kokokan ayam jantan di pagi hari.

Tetapi rasionalnya soal azan ini telah pernah disentuh tidak kurang dua kali. Pertama oleh Almarhum Sultan Sallehudin Abd Aziz Shah, Sultan Selangor dan jajahan takluknya sendiri dalam tahun 80an yang meminta azan dari Masjid, Madrasah dan Surau dan mungkin Musala di Shah Alam supaya memperlahankan Azan Subuh kerana mengganggu rakyat yang lain.

Dan kedua ialah tindakan Genting Berhad melalui seorang lembaga pengarahnya Tan Sri Abd Kadir Yusof meminta supaya pembesar suara sebuah surau di puncak Bukit Genting itu ditutup dalam azan subuh dan waktu-waktu yang lain.Bagaimana pun dalam kedua perintah itu, seorang Ketua Agama Negeri dan seorang Mantan Menteri tidak di endah oleh sesiapa pun dan keadaan semuanya seperti biasa.

Bye.

The Importance of Agricultural Sector

In the wake of the latest national GDP and economy of Malaysia's research result; time and again, they showed that the ''old and unfashionable'' - Agricultural industry, is still very important to us, and in fact indispensable.

Why?

The answer is very simple:

We dunwan this catastrophical event to happen to us. Eat vege la pls



Kelawakan.

Whatablog!! would like to make a declaration:

In the interest of human population and other generations of human race, I would like to propose a motion that, in even that a woman with extreme chickness, she must abstain:

1. Farting

2. Shitting with music background of blup!blup!blup...

Pls define chickness according to the standard of local cultural and settings.

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Important note to all gurls. If you are damn chun but you fart and shit with sound effect:

Screwwww you!

Destroying the dream girl image of the men's population.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Angism

Economic Models explained with Cows
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL
CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM

You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

ENRON VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

THE ANDERSEN MODEL

You have two cows.
You shred them.

A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

The post courtesy of Amira Kecemerlangan, who demands for some recognition.

As such, i'll give her the due recognition later on.


Thursday, October 25, 2007

Random Super

3 in 1.

Nescafe? Nola.

Foursome Awesome? Come on la.

Ewww...

This one. I found one blog post by someone here who featured 3 friends of mine,
coincidently.

Personality 1: Shasa

Nur Shasa Ain

Personality 2: Siew Ling

Sometimes mistaken as a Malay. I mean.. some ppl are just having stamps glued to their eyes . She doesn't look Malay at but all how can ppl mistaken her as Malay?

Personality 3: Alia Ishak

She never sad. Always happy. That just makes me think hard on whether is she really a female or some thai transvestite ? Takkan whole year no auntie come visit. She doesnt have PMS?



Back to the main issue.

The blog that I said featured all three of them, is called the Shasablablabla, and I came across it while reading Desmond Tan's Passionate Blog.

(who was so unkindly tagged me for some emo post. I'll give some thought over it ok!)

Give me some time to learn how to express

"my neighbour's dog always barks at me,

---> therefore it doesnt like me,

----> therefore nobody likes me

, ----> therefore the world hates me,

---> therefore i am all alone

---> therefore i am even worst than bacteria

--->
therefore i think i better eat shit and die...etc..etc...etc..."

I think the best person in Edinburgh and also Novel Prize Winner for Emo Blog Award is Jenn's Emo Blog )

Anyway, back to Shasablablabla...

The name itself already coincides with Shasa Ain.

Although yes you might argue that there are thousands and thousands of Shasas in the planet and why i am so shocked/syok sendiri?

(I kan always syok sendiri...)


Coz firstly Shasa Ain always say blah blah blah (25 times on average a day, weekend not counted).

Secondly, coz this Shasablablabla's owner is a mother, which coincides again with Shasa Ain.

Coz she is basically an auntie trapped in a young woman's body.

(i dun mean Shasablablabla's owner is very auntie but yeah..u are called auntie once you're married with children..kankankan???)

Then if you read (which smart ppl like me will use the search engine) the whole blog...

u might ask...where to find Siew Ling? Well..this particular post of is quite best and recommended.

Ohyes...Coz Siew Ling's Great Grand Father actually named Siew Ling as Barney Tan Siew Ling.

And Alia?

Oh well, her full name is Alia Elmo binti Ishak.

And so, in one post, you can find Shasa, Barney and Elmo. I googled it. The results: HERE

Whatablog Believe it or Not?

Why? Why Ang? Why are you so Smart and Hansome? Why?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Study Vs Work.

Working people always say, come on...enjoy your life when you are still a damn student. We here have to work like shit. (Come on la..shit dun work ok. Shit just sits there until u flush it.)

I think studying is worst than working.

Coz working you can count your money at the end of the month.

I rather work. Coz i have fame of making the working place become a happy place. Somehow. Hahaha..

But i still working very hard to make studying place a happy place.

Sadly..OH well...

what will happen for the rest of my medical education? As per below.

New school semester:
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At the first week:
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At the second week:
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Before the mid-term test:
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During the mid-term test:
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After the mid-term test:
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Before the final exam:
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Once know the final exam schedule:
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7 days before final exam:
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6 days before final exam:
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5 days before final exam:
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4 days before final exam:
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3 days before final exam:
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2 days before final exam:
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1 day before final exam:
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A night before final exam:
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1 hour before final exam:
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During the final exam:
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Once walk out from the exam hall:
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After the final exam, during the holiday:
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Courtesy of Li Yin.

Damn funny. Lawak tapi Benar.

Another Typical Day of Ang

Slow and Boring Day.

Today i woke up at 11.15am.

Ohno..Got backside teaching at 11.30am, i mean bedside teaching in the hospital (Bus ride around 20 mins away)

So, how now cow gordon brown?

Ah..with right hand brush teeth, left hand shave, two legs wear sox, urinary tool exrete urine, I managed to get ready and all set to go at 11.25am.

I ran out to the street and took a taxi there.
GBP 6.00

Babi.

Damn sakit. Okla..from today till next 2 years not going to eat lunch. Save money to cover for this unforseen cost.

Anyway, in the afternoon, I came across this stupid book:

What not to spend
It my head I am thinking, Mr Alvin mus be joking to write this book... could be the first thing on the list of not to spend is: - On this Book...Idiot.

But then, I opened it and read a bit. Wahlau...this is the real literature type la. No punk. I tot its some jokes' book like the one i saw in MPH during the summer.

Everything Men know about Women

Whole book 40 pages all blank pages and it costs RM20. I bought that for Shasa on behalf on Kalsom Facis for her kindness. (Ignore the model holding the book)

After I spent some time in that Reduce to Clear bookstore (Around one hour coz got a few books I wanted to buy but shy...such as the 60 ways to please your sex partner, Kamasutra in Pictures, and a lot more; just 2 pounds only. Ah...wasted.) I made my way home.

On the way went in to the Boots because Monster wanna buy Panadol. Then I saw this.

The legendary Tiger Balm. Wahlau..I seriously dont know that Tiger Balm is so well known and on sale globally. (I tot only ThaiGurl Show is known world wide)

But its GBP 5.45. Lawak joe.

Anyway, TigerBalm is the best. Cure everything except sakit puan dan tuan. Do not try. (I learnt it the hard way.)

Seeing TigerBalm reminds me of my ex.
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Really long time din see her already.
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She is still in Malaysia.
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My beloved ex-laptop. I blogged before The story of the Tiger Balm and my ex. Click here to read la. I regard it as one my most regreted post, coz after I posted it, the next day she left me. I mean the laptop.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Projek Kalsom's Flyer

People...

Next time if anyone give you flyers...

Think twice...er..nono..think thrice...before you throw them away.

Coz...if I see anyone throw away this flyers, I am going to rape your girlfriend/boyfriend and then set up a pariah bulldog as the rapist/rapedist before report police.

It taok me solid 2 hours to produce this piece of A5 shit, i mean sheet.

Its official. Ang is just a nerd who has no sense of art nor computer graphic skills. Better diela. Live in this world also no use already.

By the way, The Adventure of Ang and His Portfolio has ended effectively 10 hours ago. Thanks to Buddha, Jesus and other Supreme Being as you believe.

Kalsom! Kalsom! Kalsom!

Ang Ensem! Ang Ensem! (Testified by the 173 ignorant kids.)

Monday, October 22, 2007

Portofoleo Emonisation

I am nearly done already.

Come On Ang! Come On!!!~!~!~!

@#>£$#*!! sama lu portfolio! Dun let me see u walking alone in Teviot Place!

Why oh Why? Why Handsome Guy also Need to do Portfolio? Like that what for being hansome? Why oh Why?

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Most Creative Picture 2007

To commemorate my yet-to-start portfolio for Respiratory Medicine patient's Report which is due Monday (which means i have more than 48 hours effectively from now), Whatablog!!! will not be updated for 3 days. (2 days to do my report and 1 day to rest).

And, I am running out of ideas to blog. Ah well, I need to find the best picture I have ever taken this year. Need to send to a girl that my mom arranged for me to meet, aka siong tai. (again..if bliv in this pls go eat shit and die!)

Actually, I want to send home a few pics to my mum. Wanna make joke a bit. Couldn't find the time to do that the other day.

Ok readers...

Please cast your vote via the comment.

Top Ten Ang's Best Pics:

and the nominations are:

Number One:

Ang and The Legendary Sailors, Portugal

Number Two:

Ang and Hitler, the Dick-taker, London

Number Three:

Ang and his ice cream friend, Edinburgh Scotland.
"Aha! My son cheong tai seng yan la", thought Mom.

Number Four:

Ang and the magnificent view of Stonehaven, Scotland

(Surely my mum can recognise this is the butt she maintained since 22 years ago)
I would like to stress once more that this kind assistance only last till kintergarten

Number Five:

Ang and the Turkish Chix (plus all the kelefeh) Venice, Italy

Number Six:

Ang and Johny, and the truth 'behind' them
London
(Sorry...i like this too much)

Number Seven:

Fanta Monster in Pisa, Italy
Probably the best camera trick I've done so far!

Number Eight:

Three Bapuks cari makan in Florence, Italy.
Maybe this is not a good idea. But i like the concept.

Number Nine

Be yourself. Regardless of where you are.
Some artwork while waiting to see the great David, Florence
I'm sure my mum will like this, she swears more than me

Number Ten:

Prospectus For University of Venice.

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OK People!

Vote! Vote! Vote! The future of the nation is ON you! (Slogan Malaysia Today)

Winner of Most Creative 2006

See you on Monday. Cheers.