Monday, January 14, 2008

Proud to be Malaysian!

Got this from a forwarded email and added some pictures to it.

My personal favourite:

Indonesians do not need fireman, coz our neighbours have got it.

HAHAHAHAHAH

GOOD REASONS FOR BEING A HONGKIE


1. We are Hongkies not Chinese

2. We can talk and shout and nobody gives a damn

3. Jackie Chan is our icon

4. We can live in 5′ x 5′ cubicle and call it luxury apartment

5. Our children can speak Cantonese at a young age

6. We get to blame everything on Feng Shui or Tung Chee Hwa or the mainlanders

7. No one can threaten Hong Kong, except the few expat Cathay Pilots

8. Gambling is more interesting than sex

9. We produce a lot of Ms.Hong Kong to the enjoyment of the rich and famous.


GOOD REASONS FOR BEING SINGAPOREANS


1. We are not Chinese

2. Everyone hates us except ourselves

3. Famous for Orchard Road

4. We have our own island

5. Proud of our world class Airport, world class MRT, world class airline,world class telco……

6. We know how to spell ‘Salvatore Ferragamo’

7. We know how to enjoy vacation in Malaysia - keep a few RM50 notes before you enter the highway: can throw anything, anytime,anywhere and always wash our cars at the resort

8. The men are always concerned, first question to ask a girl “Do u have CPF?”

9. Never fear getting lost in our country - S$20 taxi ride will get u into the sea

10. We’ll never hv to worry about finding Mr or Ms right coz Govt will find one for us.

11. 1 Sing = 2.2 ringgit nyeh-nyeh-nyeh..

12. It’s OK to be Kiasu.It’s part of our culture.


GOOD REASONS FOR BEING INDONESIANS

1. We are not Australian

2. We live in the biggest country in South East Asia

3. No pirates in Indonesia water if you exclude the Navy and Coast guards

4. Everything is cheap, even our salaries

5. We can blame everything on Suharto or Habibie or Gus Dur or Megawati or

6. Only in Indonesia can you get involved in real demonstrations daily for different causes and see no results.

7. Our Rupiah is like a Yo Yo, it can go up and down just bcoz IMF say so

8. We burn everything and nobody gives a damn

9. We dont need firefighters as our neighbours will provide


GOOD REASONS BEING A MALAYSIAN

1. World tallest Building,Best F1 circuit, biggest pewter mug, highest standard of university admission…coz Malaysia Boleh

2. We can be driving, picking our nose, cursing another driver,talking on the handphone, adjusting radio and bribing the cop at the same time

3. Divorce by sending SMS

4. Traffic summon can be settled on the spot with the cop.

5. Teh Tarik & Roti Canai is the favourite supper

6. We can save a lot of electricity because our TV shows are so crappy

7. We can blame everything on the haze or George Soros or Keadilan or

8. Resourceful City Council, one person to drive the van, one to carry the ladder, one to change a street bulb and three others watching

9. We make 2 lane trunk roads into 3 lane highway and back to 2 lane when cops r sighted

10. There’s always something for the PSD to do. They dig, resurface, dig and resurface.

11. All main roads are designated highway coz it gives the govt a reason to collect toll.

12. Our Government can never be wrong

7 comments:

Matthew said...

i heard this somewhere:
Many countries have 4 distinct seasons. Malaysia is special.
Malaysia has 3 distinct seasons:
1. rainy season
2. dry season
3. haze season (thanks to our neighbours who don't need firemen)
Malaysia Boleh!

ihsan_huhu said...

a lot more season:

4. durian season
5. rambutan season
6. bola season
etc

kores said...

oso 'once in a life time' season:
7. wrestling season
8. flowerhorn season
9. bunga straw season
10. tamagochi season

Eric Koay said...

Four season (duck rice)
Proyo season
SPP (six pack program) season
Rubber season (your rubber must land on top of your opponent's rubber to win)
Paper football season
Jengket season
Betting season

h3l3n said...

the last time i balik msia it was world cup season..

Eve said...

this time i go back malaysia is ang pow season...kekekeke..untung nia

HongKie Yip said...

"Proud to be Malaysian!"

.....your biological clock synchronises with the region's time automatically and precisely 15 mins behind.... LOL