Scammed

Kuching.

I still dont understand.

I have been in Kuching for the past 5 months or so.

Legend has it that James Brooke name this place after a cat.

But.

Until now.

I still havent seen any cats around this area.

All i see so far.

Dogs....Dogs...and more Dogs.

And that the dogs here are no ordinary dogs.

They sing their doggie anthem when the Mat Kool ice cream guy comes with the motor. Seriously. I swear.

So why there are so many dogs and no cats in a place that supposed to be having a lot of cats as the name suggests?

I know.

Coz all the dogs are scammed to come here.

They thought there will be a lot of cats for them here.

This is sort of like the Ladies Nights scam in clubs.

All you see is batangs, batangs, and more batangs.

Coz all also thought a lot of ladies on ladies nights.

You might wonder why am I talking so much rubbish so randomly?

Coz someone asked me why I choose kuching.

I said, to get chix.

coz I tot kuching girls all stay on trees, and I can easily impress them with a torch light and claim that I am son of Amon Re.

I was wrong. very wrong.

Not only they dont stay on trees...

There is not many chix in kuching.

Hahahahaa.

(Post call excitation. Sorry if you are offended. I am purely joking.)