Semi Pro

Its Monday.

i slept less than 5 hours the night before.

The thing about this posting is that, jobs are familiar; taking bloods, tracing bloods, reporting CT scan, etc etc.

All of those which I had already learnt bit by bit past a year or so.

But, rounds are early. Patients' turnover is high. 

Less satisfying, if i may say so.

Now, the first patient I reviewed today, damn, i got emoed.

"Doctor, would I be able to run and jump like previously after op?"

He is a case of road traffic accident, riding on motorbike, knocked by a car doing illegal uturn.

Mid shaft humerus #.

#true story# opps, too much of 9gag, the # sign will immediately digress me to 9gag. (if u dont understand this line, means u have a life outside the net)

# = fracture

21 year old. Tukang kebun in a school.

That's his main job.

His side job; Semi Pro footballer. Playing in a semi pro league.

(Dafug thats the job I want)

His total income as tukang kebun is not much, I would imagine.

"Would i be able to play football again?"

Then I asked him, is he paid, as a footballer?

"By goals"

Shit. 

I told him, I am not too sure. He should ask a more senior person, perhaps someone who had seen more cases of his kind.

I examined him.

His knee, stiff.

His quad and hamstrings gone.

Post trauma day 20. Still awaiting op.

Dont play football and ride motor.

WHOSE fault?

Government la!!!

Sanity: "Wadafug. Everything also blame the government."

Friend.

We have been doing Ops sikap since the day Parameswara was born.

It is useless.

Let me offer another logic for the JPJ and Government.

Less road users = less accidents.

Better public transport = less road users.

Cheap, comfortable, safe, on time buses = better public transport.

NOT, SENDING SOME TO SPACE. OR BUILDING TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD, OR BUYING THE BEST CANNON IN THE WORLD. WHO DAFAG YOU WANNA SHOOT? SOMALIANS PIRATES? THEY TAKE 3 MONTHS TO REACH US.